2025 Three State Campgrounds in Five Days

April 7 – 11, 2025

Preface

The only intelligence used in creating this post was mine as Sisyphus, my pseudonym. Well, the final photograph was a mashup of two of my photos I tasked ChatGPT to make. Any artificial intelligence that might have been used in editing for clarity and brevity was roundly rejected. Set-up is the key to landing the punch line. My inspiration is the work of Jean Shepard and Bill Bryson with a nod to Peter Egan. If you’re not patient enough to read what I’ve written, then switch to TicToc and watch some hipster posing at a Starbucks.

Introduction

Itching to get on the Guzzi for a spring getaway, I pitched SMAP (Sisyphus’s Moto Associate Pete) a pre-emptive ride as we were considering a longer ride north for late spring/early summer.  

Our late October 2024 ride to Zion seemed like an eternity ago and the only thing prohibiting a winter ride was procrastinating getting the Guzzi serviced and slapping on a new rear tire.  Oh, and unsettled winter weather that fellow Minnisotan Motoists would dismiss as “much ado about nada.” 

The nearest Moto Guzzi dealer is in Elk Grove. Servicing the air cooled 853 cc engine and a tire install would require leaving the bike overnight according to Harry the service writer.  As for the weather…

It’s a nice dealership, with the common Moto Guzzi complaint as too distant from home… The weather looks good though

It seems that Elk Grove mechanics apparently aren’t partial to dealing with an engine heated by rolling over 110 miles of California backroads, the distance to get to the dealership from my home in Merced.  So, a trip to and fro the dealership is complicated as can be the weather–not to mention expensive. 

Such a trip involves having someone follow me to Elk Grove who would then give me a ride home (there and back in SMAP’s vehicle @220 miles + 1 my moto’s mileage to drop off, 110 miles = 330 miles). Then turn around the next day* to get a ride back to the dealership (there and back in my wife’s vehicle @ 220 + bringing the Guzzi home 110 miles = 330 miles). Had it all worked out that would be approximately 660 miles (@ $5.11/gal x 37.5 avg mpg for all vehicles = ~$132.14 in fuel cost). I told you it was complicated. Look at all the mathing.

Or, I could stay overnight at the Sky River Casino across CA-99 from Elk Grove Powersports. Besides risking my life crossing the 99 as a pedestrian, given my luck*, the casino would lighten my wallet even further. Room service isn’t cheap.

(*probability, more math)

Or I could rent a trailer and tow a cold bike and wait for 6-8 hours at the dealership or casino (see above) for the service to be performed as I did in 2023 with the initial service. Or like the next trip to the dealership for the installation of various accessories (BTW that took 2 months to arrive due to “supply chain issues” from their Italian suppliers).   

*There’s always a backstory.  Fortunately this one ended well, well, even more expensive anyway.  Pete of SMAP fame gave me a ride home from dropping off the Guzzi on Friday.  The next day my wife agreed to drive me to pick up the bike.

I got a call from the dealership when we were about 10 miles from Elk Grove from Harry the Service Writer. Harry explained that the bike was not ready because when the mechanic removed the rear tire to mount the new tire, “the screw that mounts the speed sensor on the rear wheel broke.”

I asked how it broke since no subject for the predicate in the sentence was identified unless the screw was the subject and broke was the predicate. Harry replied something about that there was Loctite on the screw that broke when the rear tire was removed.

Thinking I needed to be a little more direct, I asked, “So the mechanic (subject) broke (predicate) the screw (object) removing it to mount the tire, is that correct.”

Harry was good, he said, “That’s correct, the screw was broken.” He went on to say that to get the OEM screw, it would take a week longer. Apparently Loctite shouldn’t be used to secure the speed sensor on the rear wheel assembly on a Moto Guzzi V85TT. Not sure how the Loctite got there unless it was because the local garage that removed the tire to plug it after running over a nail so that I could get the bike to Elk Grove to mount the new tire… was a whole other drama. At that point, somewhat discouraged, my wife and I returned home.

A week later, I called to ask about the status of the bike. Harry was all, “Oh yes, we have replaced the screw and the bike is ready.” Harry assured me that he would call when the bike was ready. Needless to say, my review of this service experience was unfavorable.

By the numbers (I’m a retired middle school math teacher so forgive me) the hourly shop rate of $198/hr x 3.4 hrs = $673.00. Add $200.73 for parts, and BTW,  I supplied the tire and the dealership charged me $127 to mount the Michelin Anakee tire, check the brake pads, balance the wheel, lube the chain–What? It’s a shaft drive?–so the subtotal is now =  $1,000.73. Add the tire cost of tire itself $316.74 + fuel for seven trips, too and fro = $130.63 , it cost $1,448.10 to prep for a 5 day ramble.  Oh, add the cost of the speed sensor screw, $2.91 and toss in SMAP’s lunch for a grand total if $1476.01. Yikes, I hope my wife doesn’t read this!

I need to watch more Cubby Sue Moto Guzzi maintenance YouTube videos. My only victory in any of this is that the dealership didn’t charge me a storage fee for leaving the bike pending getting [the] screw(ed) for the week…

Thanks to my lovely wife (in case she does read this) for the lift to pick up the Guzzi and only modestly complaining about the invoice. What a woman. She didn’t even get lunch out of the deal. We did drop in on the grandkids on the way home.

That only took about two weeks out of the calendar. The real wrench in the ramble was that the remaining spring calendar was not quite open.  If you’ve followed Sisyphus and Associates (www.sisyphusdw7.com)  you know that even though Sisyphus and his Associate (Sisyphus’s Moto Associate Pete henceforth, SMAP) are retired, the most challenging aspect of any of our rambling is capturing the necessary number of days between the two of us and our modestly complicated lives during which time a desired ride can take place.  Birthdays, visiting guests, medical and dental appointments, holidays, vacations, house setting, graduations, moto servicing, and concerts are the usual culprits.

Three day rides are fairly simple to arrange.  Five day rambles increase in difficulty arithmetically.  Seven to ten days on the road increase in difficulty geometrically.  Eleven or more day tours are logarithmically more difficult since neither Sisyphus nor SMAP know how to calculate logarithms. 

So, in lieu of calculating the number of days to head north and to the east, considering weather was kind of still a factor in April, I pitched five days and four nights on some familiar roads along the Central Coast of California.  As for the weather, a non-factor… The weather cooperated beautifully. Take that Minnesota!

Day 1, Arroyo Seco State Park
Merced to Arroyo Seco State Park

Our first day on April 7 would be a reasonable ~175 mile ride from Merced in the Central Valley to west of Greenfield and King City in the Salinas Valley of California’s Central Coast. 

We rambled over our preferred route on CA-59 south to CA-152 east to Indiana, Brannon, and Merrill Rds, south to Shain Ave and 7th St in South Dos Palos to N Russell Ave continuing south through westside ag lands to West Shields Ave.  Continuing west we crossed the Little Panoche Valley passing the Mercy Hot Springs Resort on Little Panoche Rd.  Once a stage line and since having been originally paved is now amended by patched potholes rivaling the pavé of the Spring Classics in Europe or 85% of the roads in our community.  Check out the  Mercy Hot Springs Wiki page. 

Summeting Panoche Pass in the Diablo Range found us sweeping our way downhill with comfortable spring temps over reasonably surfaced tarmac to our favorite market in Paicines for chile verde and carne asada breakfast burritos.  Rambling south over CA-25, the Airline Hwy, would be the envy of any Minnesotan Motoist; little traffic, verdant vistas, clear skies, and incomparable spring temperatures…

One of the more tame passes in California

In attempting to arranging the Arroyo Seco campsite online, I learned there was no water available for showers and toilets at the campground. I couldn’t reserve a campsite either. Porta-Johnnys solved the latter problem while stopping in Greenfield for supplies before heading to the nearly deserted campsite would solve the former.

Simple enough, right? That is, after we stopped for directions to a “supermarket” in Greenfield. At first, SMAP pulled over to ask three strolling farmworkers appearing to be in search of a “day ender.” In Spanish, SMAP asked if they knew the location of a Safeway or SaveMart. After rephrasing of our request several times in Spanish trying to explain what a Safeway or Save Mart was, his attempt for directions failed as their insistence that they were merely humble workers, unfamiliar with the community and not cartographers with knowledge of an “una forma segura” (Safeway) or “salvar el mercado” (SaveMart) . Surely Mr. their ignorance was “comprensible.”

We bailed and pulled into a nearby “poco mercado”, the Mendoza Market, thinking this might just have to do for securing the night’s provisions.

A humble Marcado in Greenfield

Upon purchasing a gallon of water as fair compensation for directions (el mercado’s “pequeño las 3R’s selección de bebidas, fue decepcionante”) we asked the cashier about the location of a supermarket and were given something of a route to Rancho San Miguel Market, a super mercado in Greenfield.

Apparently left and right are sometimes confused in Greenfield, perhaps the result of using the wrong vernacular. Izquierda o derecha may have been more prudent. Which brings up how I feel about left and right as directional indicators as opposed to using the cardinal north, south, east or west (Norte, Sur, Este u Oeste). Just ask SMAP. Cardinal directions are true no matter which way you’re facing. Left and right, not so much.

The cashier insisted that we head toward the Chase Bank and turn left, pointing in several conflicting directions. After following her directions that clearly led us out of town into the hinterlands, a kindly police officer who was presumably conducting official business with lights ablaze, noting our confusion, paused his official business and corrected our heading in the opposite direction, derecha (este) not izquierda (oeste).

Unlike our last experience shopping at a small mercado in Coalinga, our Rancho San Miguel Market meal was a considerable improvement over SPAM (the questionable tinned food–not to be confused with SMAP–Pete’s pseudonym), smoked oysters, and Fritos from the Coalinga Market last fall. In fact at the Rancho San Miguel Market, I was able to purchase two pounds of dried pinquito beans that are only grown on the Central Coast for our upcoming Santa Maria Tri Tip BBQ themed Easter back home 👊!

Heading west on Elm Ave that becomes Arroyo Seco Rd crossing the Arroyo Seco River Bridge we entered the gorge en route to our home for the night.

No problem for our low clearance vehicles
Arroyo Seco River
Let’s see, derecha? No, oeste!

The Arroyo Seco State Park Campground situated next to the Arroyo Seco River, also known as the gorge at an elevation of about 1,200 feet, offers views of the Ventana Wilderness mountain peaks and one small lake water levels depend on the season*. It is nestled into the hillside, surrounded by abundant shrubbery and large oak and madrone trees. A variety of birds and wildlife make their home in the area.

The Arroyo Seco Gorge

Upon arriving at the park entrance, we met Orlando the campground maintenance guy. There was also a fellow who lived nearby in the gorge that was home of several small-scale wineries in spite of the above signage pointing out wineries in the opposite (derecha o este) direction towards Soledad. He had a ranch, presumably a winery, along the Arroyo Seco River and had a residence in Soledad where he was apparently the owner of a Chevrolet dealership as well.

The campground was nearly deserted on this magnificent spring day

An affable fellow, Mr. Chevrolet shared that the gorge was subject to flooding during atmospheric river events and that his home was nearly flooded in 2023. I guess that leaves the fine alluvial soils for the new vineyards that blanketed the floodplain. We would later find out that the sinking of wells to irrigate these vineyards below the campground was likely the cause of the water issues at the campground upstream*.

Noting an ice vending machine at the entrance, we asked to purchase a bag, along with campfire wood, to keep our 3R beverages and salads cold for the evening Relaxation, Rehydration, and Reflection, 3R’s campfire ritual.  After convincing the camp hostess (What was her name… Yarrow, Aspyn, or Willow?) with coaching from Mr. Chevrolet and Orlando, she threw in a bag of ice and firewood in lieu of not giving us the senior discount for the campsite.  A much better deal that that I got at Elk Grove Powersports.

Apparently the ice machine was malfunctioning and the ice was partially melted and she didn’t want to hassle with dissatisfied customers.  Needless to say, we had a most satisfying stay at the Arroyo Seco State Park Campground, partially melted ice notwithstanding!  

Perfect 3R ending to the day

The salad with sliced chicken paired well with the Sierra Nevada Atomic Torpedo and the side of Fritos from Rancho San Miguel Market. A pleasant night of hooty-owls voicing their contentment and the sound of scurrying littles about the Arroyo Seco campsite avoiding those hooty-owls, our sunrise Jet-Boiled mochas set the tone for the day.

Day two would be along the infamous route to the San Simeon State Park through Lake Nacimiento where an unfortunate event, once upon a time, spoiled a ride… 

Day 2, San Simeon State Beach Arroyo Seco to San Simeon State Campground

The San Simeon State Park official web photo top was taken at the pier at San Simeon, not the unofficial photo taken at the campground…

Our ~125 mile route to our Day 2 destination, San Simeon State Park, backtracked down Arroyo Seco/Elm Rds to Central Ave.  From there a short run on US-101 to Jolon Rd.  Jolon Rd past Fort Hunter Leggett to Interlake Rd and Nacimiento Lake Rd to Godfrey Rd, all on G-14.

 

Screen shots of the course of A Moments Inattention

Passing the scene of the incident right where the G14 marker is on the hairpin (Blue) above and the unfortunate route I took (red), I neither felt anxiety nor trepidation.  Unlike that fateful day in April three years earlier, I was fresh and on a Moto Guzzi V85 TT. 

Spring, sprang, sprung… A Moments Inattention

Hairpin?  No problem on this day with the low-end torque of the Guzzi on the compound curve similar to the same compound curve on CA-4 that a sudden stall of the Kawasexy Versys resolved without incident a few years before.  I think I now have a sound approach to hairpins on a bike less twitchy than the Kawasexy. 

 We wound through the west Paso Robles wine country on Chimney Rock Rd to Adelaida Rd then south to Vineyard Dr and Jack Creek Rd west.  We passed Sirena, DAOU, Tablas Creek, Thatcher, Brecon Estates, Oso Libre, Paix Sur Terre, Willow Creek,  Opolo, Jada, Justin, Niner, and Denner wineries enroute to CA-46/Green Valley Rd. We had intended to take Santa Rosa Rd, a backdoor into Cambria, but alas it was CA-46 to US-1 due to the Santa Rosa Rd closure. As detours go, that’s not a bad one.

The San Simeon State Campground situated on the Pacific oceanfront just north of Cambria is one of Sisyphus and Associates’ favorite places to camp.  Running water, showers, and clean operable commodes in an orderly setting with affable camp hosts and a variety of interesting Spring Break campers made for an enjoyable two-night stay.   Our plan for our first night was to relax around camp, shower and run into Cambria for dinner and 3R beverages. 

Establishing domesticity
Shaft drive (Go Dubs!)
Preparing to lube the chain

Since we had made our way through wine country I thought that rather than a pilsner or IPA for the 3R’s I’d opt for a bottle of red.  After chicken mole enchiladas at Las Cambritas, we traipsed across the street to Bob and Jan’s Bottle Shop where I selected a Niner Bootjack Red

After borrowing a corkscrew from our neighbors who were heading home the next day to Boise with their adorable Golden Retrievers,  I was able to enjoy this full-flavored red blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Malbec, Cabernet Franc and six other grapes.  It paired wonderfully with the campfire.  Goldies and forgotten corkscrews are the universal spark to introductions and making new friends…

Veteran Monterey pine and a nearly full moon
No, not the landscape ablaze but the setting sun over the Pacific

A walk around the campground at sunset tipping hats as we greeted fellow campers, a cozy campfire made possible by wood delivered by our camp hosts, SMAP and his preferred 24 oz Coors and my Bootjack Red capped off what is at least 40% of what is most satisfying about rambling on a motorcycle; the 3R’s.

Day 3, Romp on the “Nasty Fergie”    Big Sur Nacimiento-Fergusson Rd Loop 

The next morning we set off north on US-1 on a 145 mile ramble over the acclaimed Nacimiento-Fergusson Road.  When we last tried to take this famed motorcycle road a fairly frequent winter washout forced its closure until Monterey County could make repairs.

No guardrails makes for unobstructed views or tumbles

Along the way we saw several slumbering elephant seals on the beach. 

Napping between mating
Poor bloke perhaps the victim of a predator or propeller…

It was open throttle past Hearst’s Castle at San Simeon on an open, but truncated leg of US-1 due to another highway closing slide above Lucia. The weather was perfect, calm breezes, cool and clear. En route to the Nacimiento-Fergusson Road, we continued north on the Cabrillo Hwy past Gorda (Spanish for “Fat”) a hamlet in Monterey County, California. Along with Plasket, it’s one of the three small settlements of gas stations, restaurants, and motels located along State Route 1 on the Big Sur coast.

We stopped at Ragged Point for breakfast on the recommendation of our camp hosts. We dined alfresco perched on a rocky headland that marks the southern end of the small bay where San Carpoforo Creek empties into the Pacific Ocean. The Ragged Creek Inn Resort was built by Wiley and Mildred Ramey starting in the late 1950s on property that was formerly part of the Hearst Ranch. Our breakfast was only exceeded by the view from the rugged cliffs above the Pacific.

SMAP was impressed by the presentation and authentic preserves.
No Smuckers at Ragged Point Inn…
Ragged Point

After breakfast we met a fellow rider on a newish Kawasaki Versys 1000 who had stopped at the inn. It was a handsome bike, the bigger sibling to my Kawasexy Versys 650. It was equipped for touring and the gentleman was up from his home near Los Angeles for a couple of days-getaway.

SMAP engaged the Kawi rider in motorcycle banter for several minutes as we got the lowdown on the Versys and the Nasty Fergie. The gent noted that he spent most of the ascent in second gear and cautioned us about some sand in the hairpins. I suspect the Versys 1000 cc motor lacks the Guzzi’s low end grunt. Sand in a hairpin corner doesn’t acknowledge low end grunt.

Crossing the Mill Creek Bridge we turned east on the Nacimiento-Fergusson Road, aka, the Nasty Fergie…

On May 20, 2017, the largest slide in the Big Sur Coast Highway’s history at Mud Creek buried more than a quarter-mile of Highway 1 1 mile (1.6 km) southeast of Gorda. The highway was closed for more than a year. This had a considerable negative economic impact for tourism between Monterey and Morro Bay. A CalTrans study concluded that rerouting the highway around the slide was preferred over other alternatives. The only route in and out of Gorda beginning in the south was via a lengthy detour over the narrow, winding Nacimiento-Fergusson Road. (Wiki)

2017 slide

On August 2, 2017, CalTrans decided to rebuild the highway over the slide instead of clearing it. It was reopened on July 18, 2018, at a cost of $54 million (Wiki).

View to the Pacific from the Nasty Fergie

The Nacimiento-Fergusson Road is the only road across the Santa Lucia Range on the Central Coast of California, connecting CA-1 and the Big Sur coast to US-101 and the Salinas Valley.  The road is well-paved and maintained over its length, subject to seasonal closures, and is winding and has precipitous drops at times narrowing to a single lane. It is widely regarded as one of the best motorcycling roads in central California due to its ocean views and forest setting.  

I admit that my skills as a videographer are limited.  Most likely because of presbyopia,  a common age-related condition that affects the ability to see close objects clearly, typically starting around age 40.  Given that I’m 30 years into blurry-close-up vision, tasks like starting the video recording on my Hero 7 with a screen and buttons designed for eyesight and dexterity under the age of 40 is challenging.  Though I stopped at the base of the road to start recording, I apparently didn’t press the record button sufficiently.  Maybe it’s time for an Osmo DJI or an Insta360 voice command enabled to back-up the Hero…

Climbing up the steep flanks of the mountains, the western part of the road near the coast has more than 100 turns before it reaches the summit 7 miles from the coast at an altitude of 2,780 feet, where it crosses the unpaved Coast Ridge Road.  I was able to keep Bella Rosa in third gear most of the time, even through the sandy corners.

Third gear? Maybe second…

Another motorcyclist we met described his recent ride up the Nacimiento-Fergusson Rd along the Coast Ridge Road at night… Balls bigger than cantaloupes or a brain smaller than a pea says I.

The ridge route at night?

From the summit, the road descends through hillside chaparral and dense oak groves on the eastern side of the ridge, which offers a few views, and passes through the U.S. Army’s Fort Hunter Liggett.  And like the ascent, the descending road is steep, winding, sometimes only wide enough for one vehicle, and has precipitous drops at almost every turn unprotected by guard rails.

One of the few views of Ft. Hunter Liggett
No one there to check our credentials…

As the temperatures on the lee side of the Santa Lucia’s were nearing the 90’s, we stopped at the Fort Hunter Liggett entrance to shed layers. 

No guards just a tank

A tractor trailer rig pulled up and its operator, Gary, began inquiring about our bikes, noting my eagle badged Guzzi V85TT.  Of course anytime this happens, SMAP, whose encyclopedic knowledge of all things motorcycle (PeteMotoWiki), can dig deeply into the weeds of motorcycle ownership and appreciation.  Gary was describing his bikes,  one a Moto Guzzi V100 and we exchanged stories of common bikes, past, present, and future… 

Oh yes, the old lets plug the barrel of the M55 1A1 with an index finger gag. It never gets old…

Meanwhile, I was sweating, anxious to make our way back into Lake Nacimiento, excited to confront the Moments Inattention hairpin on G-14, the Lake Nacimiento Rd for the second time in two days. I was also parched wanting to purchase an energy drink for the trip through the vineyards to CA-46 and US-1 to Cambria back to our campsite.

We returned to the campground, showered and prepared to run into town for dinner and supplies.  We’ve dined several times at the West End Pub, a laid back place with as many locals as tourists enjoying the simple pub fare and selection of beverages.  

Après dinner at the West End, we returned to Bob & Jan’s Bottle Shop for the 3R beverages and discovered Lombardi’s Pasta and Pizza Restaurant across the street.  Deciding that our next trip to Cambria would include Lombardi’s on the itinerary, we returned to camp now equipped with a corkscrew to open a Castoro Whale Rock pinot noir, recommended by Michael the cashier.  SMAP opted for a couple of domestic 24’s.

“If anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking Merlot!”

“Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot’s potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they’re just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and… ancient on the planet.” Paul Giamatti – Miles from Sideways.

Campground conversations with neighboring dads on Spring Break with their families gave rise to more motorcycle inspired camaraderie.  It must be that seeing two fellows of a certain age “roughing it” in tents and sleeping bags on motorcycles renders us a harmless curiosity to probe and understand by the millennial and gen X & Z’ers whose idea of roughing it is in a $150,000 overland Sprinter or a $200,000 heavy duty pickup and Airstream.  We managed to muster that envious faraway look as the dads would shift their glances to and fro their accommodations and ours.  Even the geezers in those ritzy retirement rigs would become misty-eyed as they remembered youthful rambles on Bonnevilles, Goldwings, or Harley dressers…

Note the Airstream in the background

The myriad camping dogs found us worthy of tail wags in yet another invitation to exchange stories with their humans.  From the Belgian Google engineer married to the Spanish educator and their two delightful children with impeccable manners and their dog Gordo, a friendly Bulldog,  to the two women wrangling a half dozen feral children in the making of smores, presumably their respective broods, to the not-so-nearing retirement special ed teacher (and family) whose classroom experience remained relatable to this grizzled veteran, all contributed to the camping community of San Simeon State Park Campground on those two spring days. (I think I just set the record for the longest most rambling sentence in the history of Sisyphus and Associates!)

Sunset over the VStrom
Sunrise over the Guzzi

Day four began with a glorious sunrise as did days one, two, and three. Mochas fuelled breaking camp as we prepared for the ~161 mi ramble north to the Fremont State Park Campground.

Day 4, Fremont Peak State Park  San Simeon to Fremont Peak

Passing through San Miguel on Mission Rd we stopped to visit Mission San Miguel.

Mission San Miguel Arcángel is a Spanish mission that was established in 1797 by the Franciscan order on a site chosen specifically due to the large number of Salinan Indians that inhabited the area, whom the Spanish priests wanted to evangelize. 

At one time, San Miguel Arcángel Mission controlled lands up and down the Salinas River for 50 miles and operated a rancho at San Simeon on the coast. 

Eventually, Mexican settlers first took over all mission valuables, followed later by American immigrants. The last Padre left San Miguel in 1840, and mission buildings were sold shortly thereafter. The monastery became a shopping center, including the most popular saloon on El Camino Real. 

Cheah! 

Today the mission remains in use as a parish church of the Diocese of Monterey. After being closed to the public for six years due to the 2003 San Simeon earthquake, the church reopened on September 29, 2009.

Mission San Miguel is what it’s cracked up to be… A former saloon!

For a perspective of the cultural impact of the Mission San Miguel Arcángel, check out: California Missions Native History

From the Mission we headed north on North River Rd to the “two lane” Indian Valley Road below.  This remote oak savanna ranchland featured live oaks and was carpeted by lush grasses.  Because of the past winter’s scant rainfall, there was only a modest display of wildflowers.

Indian Valley Rd intersects Peach Tree Road and at Bitterwater joins CA-25 all adjacent to the San Andreas Fault. 

Tough to get lost in Indian Valley

Rejoining CA-25 we passed the Pinnacles National Park.  Around 23 million years ago, a series of volcanic eruptions shaped the landscape that is now Pinnacles National Park. The remnants of these ancient eruptions have formed a striking terrain of rocky spires and deep canyons. The campground is virtually reserved through the spring into summer.

The Park’s landscape provides excellent habitat for the California Condor, the largest bird in North America.  SMAP and yours truly enjoy sighting Condors just as we enjoy UFO/UAP’s sightings.  In other words, any large bird from a crow to a turkey vulture, even a roadside chicken, will be identified as a Condor just as any moving object in the night sky is a visitor from outer space.  It simplifies trusting one’s vision in a less distressing way than acknowledging one’s age and declining mental acuity.

Which one is the imposter?

Condor Viewing Tips

The link to the National Park Service’s condor ID page should demystify any confusion about our propensity for exaggeration.  One of these two birds is a Condor.  The other is an imposter.

Passing Paicines and Tres Pinos we encountered traffic headaches due to the realignment of CA-156 from north and west of Hollister to San Juan Bautista.  Our plan was to head up to Fremont Peak, set up camp, head back down to San Juan Bautista and Doña Esther’s for dinner.  We would stop briefly at the Windmill Market in SJB for a road soda to whet our whistles while setting up camp.  But we had burned a bit of daylight getting to our destination so we debated just having an early dinner then head up the hill to set up. 

Much to my chagrin we learned that Doña Esther’s had permanently closed, likely the victim of the covid shutdown, changing demographics in the area, and post-covid highway construction prevented the local support the restaurant depended upon for survival.  So a sami and burrito from the Windmill’s exceptional deli and the requisite 3R’s beverages would have to tide us over.  Victuals loaded on the bikes we headed 12 miles up San Juan Canyon Rd to the Fremont State Park Oak Point Campground.  

Upon arriving at the campground, in another chagrin producing episode, we encountered a family ensconced in the epic view site, C-25, that I had reserved online.  

When I noted that we had reserved the space, the multi-generational family hesitated, claiming that there was no reserved tag on the site kiosk.  About that time a California State Parks pickup came down the road from the sites above where an employee stepped out of the vehicle and clipped a tag with, “Reserved: Jones.”  The family accommodatingly begin moving their gear to an adjacent site.  Territorial dispute resolved, we set up camp and enjoyed our sami and burrito with a spectacular view of Monterey Bay.

The view of Monterey Bay from Fremont Peak is astonishing!

Even more sublime is the sunset from atop Fremont Peak

As the sun was setting a State Park Ranger pulled up and had a lengthy conversation with the adult daughter of our neighbors who was apparently responsible for securing their site and the “trespass” we encountered. Apparently others were joining them and while the campground didn’t look full, there were no additional open sites available near theirs to accommodate the late-comers. The even-tempered ranger resolved all issues to everyone’s satisfaction.

He strolled over to check in with us and we had an unanticipated conversation about his son attending the University of California in our hometown, Merced. He mentioned that he and his wife had bought a house for their son to live in while attending the UC and, pending his retirement from the State Parks System, Ranger Dave and his wife would occupy the home.

He noted that he and his wife found our community to be warm and welcoming with just the right blending of rural and suburban living that differed greatly from their residence at the Henry W. Coe State Park HQ, a nearly 60 mile commute over some pretty windy roads just east of Morgan Hill where real estate values doubled, tripled, even quadrupled those of Merced.

It’s always nice to have an outsider find aspects of your hometown to be worthy that as a resident one might take for granted. All of those nice features sometimes get overlooked by contending with a growing population, sprawling development, and declining infrastructure, not to mention an increasingly aporetic populace convinced that the very thing that preserves the best of our community, like thoughtful planning with a nod to a changing climate, is perceived as somehow an infringement of one’s personal freedom… I digress.

Day 5, Homeward Bound    Our Intended Route Back Home Our Actual Route Back Home

Another miraculous sunrise and our last mocha-eye-openers and it was time to pack up on Day 5 of a splendid ramble along California’s Central Coast. 

We made our way down to San Juan Bautista for breakfast at the Mission Cafe, now known as JJ’s Breakfast and Burgers.  Our waitress was quite delightful as she sprightly and single-handedly handled the morning breakfast rush.  It seems that everyone out and about on that fine Friday morning in April knew one another by name.

SMAP offering the one thumb equivalent of a 4 star review

We met the affable owner of the cafe, Jesus, who offered a warm greeting and gave us the lowdown on the difficulty San Juan Bautista was having recovering from the covid shutdown, changing demographics of the area, and the Highway 156 realignment.  Several businesses had closed with few struggling businesses taking their place.  The JJ’s was in a new location in a shuttered legacy cafe and just managing to get by.

Doña Esther’s Demise

There were fourth graders from Salinas touring the mission as this remains a quintessential California history field trip.  But 10 year olds don’t spend the cash necessary to sustain restaurants and shops of this quaint town of just over 2,000 souls.  Hopefully when the highway construction is completed, tourism will again flourish.  

While SAMP was engaging another local merchant in moto-reminiscence, I checked-in with my wife who was ordered to have an ultrasound for a knee issue that we hoped was not a DVT.  She had been struggling with pain for weeks and was was finally able to schedule an appointment with her NP, but not an ultrasound.

Since it was Friday afternoon, after finally seeing her NP, it was recommended she go to an emergency room, stat.  In that instant I told SMAP that we needed to take CA-156/152 over Pacheco Pass to shave the additional 31 miles and 1 hour from returning to the valley over our intended 2-lane Panoche Pass route .

I’m nervous enough crossing Pacheco Pass in a four wheeled vehicle surrounded with structural crash mitigation and air bags. That is nothing compared to the terror I felt passing downhill between speeding tractor trailer rigs and concrete jersey barriers at 85 miles an hour with racing Dodge Chargers and Ford Raptors weaving between cars bearing down on me at 90+ mph…  SMAP’s advice, “Get in the left lane and be aggressive!”  

At that time I regretted SMAP having the Cardo communicator I’d finally coaxed him into getting.  

Needless to say I’m sitting at my computer putting together this blog so nothing but a fading memory of that terror remains.  It so happens that my day ended at a Turlock Emergency Room waiting 6 hours for 15 minutes during which time my wife’s vitals were taken and an ultrasound administered.  Her portion of the ER bill was 183 x what our four nights and five days cost.  Fortunately no DVT.   I’ll remind her of that when I plan our next ramble.  

Or not!

Trip Itinerary   Three State Campgrounds in Five Days

Another of Sisyphus’s associates, SoBe

No Italics Necessary: Boomers, Gen-Xers, and Steve Martin’s Ageless Appearance

From 5 to 70 light years, just like that!

How Photos, Their Subjects, and Technology Age

As a Boomer, I recently came across an interesting social media exchange about Steve Martin’s appearance. A Gen-X user had commented on how much Martin has aged compared to his younger days. This struck me as curious, since Martin has famously sported gray hair throughout most of his career. While contemplating this, I noticed a Gen-X FB friend replied that she thought Martin looked virtually unchanged since 1979. The ambiguity of this second comment intrigued me – was it a subtle compliment suggesting his timeless appearance, or a backhanded remark implying he’s always looked older than his years?

The current flood of “then and now” photo comparisons on social media stands in stark contrast to photography’s more deliberate past. I began to consider my photo archive from “then” and those “now.” One consideration was that before 2009’s smartphone revolution, taking a photo was an intentional act requiring some form of dedicated equipment, a modicum of skill, and patience.  

In the 1950s, the Kodak Brownie Hawkeye represented the everyman’s camera – a simple box that democratized family photography. The 1960s brought the Kodak Instamatic 110, which made the process more convenient but still required a ritualistic journey: shooting the roll of film, carefully rewinding it, taking it to a photo center, and waiting days for prints to return. Each frame was precious, as you had a limited number per roll and couldn’t preview your results.

The Polaroid camera’s arrival marked a revolutionary shift – the first “instant” photography that produced physical prints within minutes. Its self-developing photos seemed magical at the time, though the image quality often left something to be desired. Still, it offered the first taste of immediate photographic gratification that we now take for granted.

This history makes today’s endless stream of digital photos and instant sharing seem almost surreal in comparison. We’ve moved from carefully rationing 12 or 24 exposures per roll to having virtually unlimited capacity to capture and instantly share every moment.  Having social apps that enable downloading photos, whether original or those scrubbed from the internet, then memed, makes for sensory overload at times.

My first camera in 1978, a Pentax MX SLR, represented a serious commitment to photography in an era when “serious” meant investing in manual controls, interchangeable lenses, and 35mm film. The MX, introduced in 1976, was known for its compact size and mechanical reliability – a worthy first venture into serious photography until I discovered the camera, lenses, a tripod, and other necessaries, added significant weight to an already burdensome backpack.

Armed with my “serious” camera, I wasn’t really interested in developing film. While many photography enthusiasts romanticize the darkroom experience, the reality involved handling some notably hazardous chemicals. The process required developers containing hydroquinone and metol, fixers with sodium thiosulfate, and various other chemicals that we now know can pose significant health risks through skin contact and inhalation. The stop baths were essentially acetic acid solutions, and the various toners often contained selenium or other potentially toxic compounds. Contact sheets be damned!

The progression from those days to today’s digital imaging technology has not only democratized photography but also eliminated these chemical hazards from the average photographer’s experience. My Pentax MX represented a fascinating bridge between the simple point-and-shoot cameras of the mass market and today’s digital technology – a time when “serious” photography required not just technical skill but also a willingness to invest in both equipment and process.

I progressed from the manual Pentax MX to the Canon EOS Rebel marking a significant shift toward automated photography, even while still anchored in the film era. The Rebel series represented Canon’s push to make SLR photography more accessible, with its autofocus and automated exposure systems. Costco’s addition of CD digitization with film processing was an interesting technological bridge – one foot in the analog world of film, one in the digital future. Then along came a series of point-and-shoot cameras when a pic was needed in a snap.

The Canon DSLR that eliminated the hybrid workflow, bringing everything into the digital realm. The microSD storage meant no more waiting for processing, no more finite rolls of film, and instant review of results. Yet it made for continuing to carry dedicated photography equipment with interchangeable lenses, a tripod, and the use of manual controls when desired. One needed to continue to develop skills along with an “eye” for subject and composition with no guarantee of a quality photograph.

By 2007 the iPhone revolution, fundamentally transformed photography from a deliberate activity into an almost unconscious one. Gone was the need to:

  • Calculate exposure with light meters
    • Adjust aperture settings for depth of field
  • Choose film speed (ASA/ISO) based on lighting conditions
  • Carry an arsenal of specialized lenses, filters, and accessories like a tripod
  • Master the technical aspects of photography before getting decent results

The smartphone essentially democratized decent, if not good, photography, turning it from a skilled pursuit into a point-and-shoot affair with computational photography handling all the complex decisions behind the scenes. The best camera truly became the one you had with you – which was now always in your pocket, and for the adventurist, built in editing effects were available to enhance a decent photo into a good photo.

This shift hasn’t just changed how we take photos, but why and what we photograph. The iPhone era has transformed photography from documenting special moments to capturing and sharing every aspect of daily life, for better or worse as witnessed in sisyphusdw7.com.

The following photos represent a perfectly modest snapshot of photography’s great divide – the pre and post-iPhone era. In my collection of in excess of 35,000+ images, roughly 30±% originated from processed film, capturing decades of my life before 2009, while 68±% were born digital from my Canon SLR & DSLR eras. The fact that only 2% of my printed photos, approximately 210, have made the transition to digital format through scanning is a common modern dilemma.

This tiny 2% conversion rate speaks volumes about a challenge many face: thousands of printed photographs sitting in albums, boxes, or envelopes, waiting to bridge the analog-digital divide, especially those of the generation prior to mine. These physical photos represent a kind of trapped history – memories that with time are deteriorating. They can’t be easily shared, backed up, or integrated into our current digital life narratives, unless you consider sitting next to a digital scanner a celebration of freedom from “trapped history”.

The iPhone 3GS purchase in 2009 marks my clear transition point into the era of ubiquitous photography. Unlike the carefully rationed shots of the film era or even the more abundant but still deliberate photos from my SLR and DSLR period, the 3GS ushered in an age where every moment could be casually documented, no development or downloading required, and continues through an iPhone 7 to my current iPhone 12 Pro. It took documenting student tours of Washington, D.C. and the Big Apple, a growing family, and a few adventures pre and post-retirement to familiarize myself with the ubiquitous “better or worse” instant capturing of life.

This technological evolution has created an interesting archival split: pre-2009 memories requiring physical storage and preservation, while post-2009 photos exist primarily as digital files, easily shared but potentially vulnerable to different kinds of loss or degradation.

This collection of images tells an interesting chronological story through different photographic eras and styles. 

The top row starts with the iconic “What, Me Worry?” Alfred E. Neuman MAD Magazine illustration that sharpened my appreciation of absurd humor. Followed by what is a late 1950s black and white studio portrait of a young Sisyphus in a plaid shirt – taken with the type of formal photography equipment and style common in that era. The third image shows the distinct style in 1979 with longish curly hair and mustache, having that slightly soft focus quality typical of school portrait photography of that period.

The middle row captures the 1980s/early 90s sailing style with vibrant colors (the red Pataguchi fleece by the water, the patterned wedding shirt in the middle shot, and the teal sweatshirt complete with LYSA logo). The photo quality and color saturation indicates they were taken with higher-end film cameras of that era.

The bottom row shows the progression into the more recent digital era, with increasingly sharp image quality rendered by 35 mm point-and-shoots. The cycling gear shot from a Fuji Discovery Tele, the outdoor backpack photo with the sun hat taken with a Cannon Powershot, and finally what is a recent smartphone-captured image with excellent detail and dynamic range, showing a Sisyphus and the Mrs. in casual outdoor wear.

The second uploaded image pair shows a recent photo in what appears to be a geezer, just sayin’, juxtaposed with “The Dude” meme from The Big Lebowski with its profound message about aging – a fitting bookend to my photographic journey that started with the Alfred E. Neuman’s OG meme. A reminder that I need not obsess about age as long as I keep my foot on the rock and pat my foot, don’t stop, put my foot on the rock…

Mt. Raymond circa 1973

Lydia Pense circa 1973